Big Dick and the Twins

Big Dick And The Twins

Big Dick and The Twins is a comedy rock band out of the San Francisco Bay Area. Led by Big Dick Whittaker, BD&TT perform both original material and parodies that are built to satisfy your urge for incredibly tasteless music.

Producing music of all genres, Whittaker and his writing partner Larry Shenanighans are like an immature, pissed off, and boozed up Bernie Maupin and Elton John. Their songs are routinely offensive, occasionally political, and sometimes downright stupid. But each composition contains a memorable hook that keeps you coming back for more.

Alongside his wife Little Kitty Whittaker and his backing band The Twins, Dick Whittaker started the group back in 2015 as an outlet for his degenerate tendencies. “I’m a scumbag, y’know? Porn addict, gambler, fire watcher….” he once told producer Byrne Bridges. “And let’s be honest. Without this group, I’m drinking scotch and playing keno by noon everyday.”

He goes on to explain his inspiration behind the group. “This band ain’t really art. It’s not like ‘my statement’ to the world or nothin’. It’s more like shootin’ fish in a barrel. Just a stupid, mindless game of connect the dots. That simple”.

Twin Singles By Big Dick And The Twins Are Coming in July 2018

Inspired by the ridiculous rise of the Trump administration and the importance of the 2018 midterm elections, Whittaker and Bridges have decided to debut Big Dick and The Twins with two singles that portray the obvious corruption of the Republican Party: Let It Slide and Devin Nunes

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Let It Slide

Jeff Sessions, Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort…..they all colluded with the Russians to swing the election to Donald Trump. But it’s cool man, the Republicans in the Congress and the Senate are gonna let it slide. Someone in the Trump administration may have committed perjury or treason, but hey it’s ok, they just gonna let it slide. And all the people at home watching Fox News? You know they gonna let it slide. This tune by BD&TT captures the dangerous hypocrisy of current times perfectly: “For the sake of pride, just deny, and LET IT SLIDE”

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Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes is the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. He is also a truly horrible human being, intent on using his position in order to obstruct justice for the sake of politics. So BD&TT decided to dedicate a cute, toe tapping, eponymous tribute to that treasonous piece of crap from the 22nd disctrict. “Devin Nunes you are a despicable, deplorable, completely fucking horrible human being….it’s true True TRUE!!!”.

Stay Tuned To Big Dick & The Twins

A full length album by BD&TT has been prepared for release. It’ll take a while for the videos get produced, so stay connected to BD&TT on Facebook, Soundcloud, and other media to find out more about future releases as they become available.